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Authentic Frontier Gibberish

What this world needs right now are people who aren't afraid to speak the plain and simple truth, and say it loudly. The truth is the truth and no matter if some people don't want to hear it, someone needs to have the cojones to say it anyway. 

Someone like Gabby Johnson.

When his town was in danger and many people including the pastor were preparing to tuck tail and run good old Gabby stood up and spoke his mind.


So what if no one can understand a word of it, it's the passion behind the message that counts.

Here is a translation from the good folks over at IMDB:

"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."

Olsen Johnson understood the spirit of what old Gabby was mumbling about.

"Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age."

Okay, ready to give it another try?


Even IMDB didn't give that one a try.

Always speak your mind even if nobody can tell what the heck your babbling about.

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