Pet Psychic Uses Telepathic Mind Meld To Talk To Joe Biden's Dogs

 I'm not making this up.

Earlier this week The Daily Beast published a rather lengthy article about Beth Lee-Crowther, a famous pet psychic, who reportedly focused on a photograph of president elect Joe Biden's two dogs and communicated with them telepathically. 

What did the dogs tell her?   

From The Daily Beast:

Champ says he needs memory foam bedding to ease problems with his joints. Major thinks he may have dental problems. Both dogs say Joe Biden’s troubles with Donald Trump are far from over, but that their master is calm and focused enough to steer America forward.

And that's not all,

“The very first thing I got was that they were both very excited about moving to the White House,” Lee-Crowther told The Daily Beast. “I had a real connection, I felt that excitement of theirs. They showed me that Joe Biden is very bonded to his dogs, and has a real connection to them. They kept showing me that although he has rescued one of the dogs, the dogs feel in many ways they have rescued him.”

“The dogs describe Joe Biden to me as having a big personality,” Lee-Crowther said, “and they say to me that he’s a special man with great empathy for people and animals. They showed me that Joe cannot function without dogs in his life. He talks to them, they are a huge part of his life and who he is.

“They made me feel that he will make a great president. He loves to help people. They described him as being a big softy. He talks to them like they are people about his ideas, hopes for the future, if he is having a good day or a bad day, like how we would talk to a person about things. They showed me that he feels as if dogs do understand him. He also has a great sense of humor.”

It looks like we all should be happy that Biden has two dogs that he can consult on policy issues or he may not be able to function as president. And I didn't come up with that, Joe Biden's dogs said so.

I found this little blurb midway through the article very interesting:

Lee-Crowther says she does not want to offend anybody, and that she does these readings “for entertainment purposes only, and without prejudice. They are just my opinions.”

Yet after basically dismissing her abilities the article continued.

“Pets are very psychic—they not only know about themselves, but also their owners. They know about your past, what is going on in your present, and amazingly they also can see and make predictions for the future.”

Okay ... now the dogs are psychic?

Apparently so, because the dogs can reportedly read the mind of president Donald Trump.

However, the dogs also revealed to Lee-Crowther that Biden’s troubles with the sulky and petulant Trump will be ongoing. “They said to me that he’s going into a big battle with Trump. There’s more to come. The fight is by no means over. They said what has gone on up to now will continue and ramp up, and be worse than it is already, unfortunately. But they said that Joe would do his best to defuse the situation, and hold his head up high.”

Wait, I think that Major and Champ are trying to read my mind right now!

Get out of my head you muts!

I just hope that the dogs don't use their powers for evil. 

As Lord Acton once said, "absolute power corrupts absolutely."

The dogs seem to be in charge of the White House and I can only hope that they do a better job then their human counterparts have.

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I wonder if she will be able to get an exclusive telepathic interview with the Biden's new cat?

I hadn't ever read The Daily Beast before and I was shocked to discover that there was a liberal version of The National Enquirer out there.

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