Image from the Weekly World NewsIn a shocking twist on the typical Bigfoot sighting tale, a family of yokels from rural Idaho is claiming they not only saw the elusive creature - they ran the dang thing over with their pickup truck and hauled the carcass home for a down-home cryptid cookout! Jeb Abner, his wife Minnie, and their slack-jawed son Jethro say they were cruising down a dirt road in the Idaho backwoods when a massive, hairy beast lumbered out of the forest directly into their path. "We smacked that son of a gun head-on goin' 'bout 65," Jethro recounted, spitting tobacco juice for emphasis. "Flew up on the hood and stoved in the grill real good." Rather than alert authorities, these resourceful rednecks seized the opportunity for some fresh meat. They tied the lifeless Bigfoot to the roof and sped home, where Minnie fired up the deep fryer. "Tastes like chicken," she reported, "if'n the chicken was 9 feet tall and covered in matted fur!" Jeb has plans to stuff and mount the beast's head on his wall - right next to his prized jackalope. Believe it or not!
"That's what ya git for dentin up my truck!"
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